Reporter 1:
· Golden goblet of fire goes to Mike as man of the match for boasts tighter than two coats of paint
· Alan Stokes ‘same old performance’
· Tired motions from the captain "not-so-braveheart" Wallace trailing in the wake of better shots and stamina from the opposing no. 3 – never in the hunt
· Ominous omen for Sloan Ranger and Wallace for this weekend’s Artemis – fatted calves have been bought for sacrificing to the squash gods
Reporter 2:
· History repeating – Edinburgh Uni 1’s pumped us last week so last night wasn’t totally unexpected!
· Mike’s game was good at #5 and he showed resilience at the front of court with tricky drops. His opponent (surely half his age?!) had no reply.
· Mark, you must get something for your three spectacular dives towards the front wall!
· Sloppy (but not Giuseppe) - I think the lame pizzas should also get a mention!
Reporter 3: Did the technical coaching tip below work?
Mark/Mike – get listening to Eye of the Tiger now so that you’re adequately pumped up.
| Home Team: Grange 2 | Away Team: Edinburgh University 2 | ||||||||
| Pos | Player | Rubbers | Games | Points | | Player | Rubbers | Games | Points |
| 1 | Gordon Sloan | 0 | 0 | 9 | Mahmoud Moaz | 1 | 3 | 27 | |
| 2 | Alan Stokes | 0 | 2 | 36 | Dominic Gaffney | 1 | 3 | 35 | |
| 3 | Allan Wallace | 0 | 0 | 10 | Elliot Bourge | 1 | 3 | 27 | |
| 4 | Mark Dutton | 0 | 1 | 13 | Richard McClay | 1 | 3 | 35 | |
| 5 | Mike Gore | 1 | 3 | 35 | Moishe Steinbok | 0 | 1 | 28 | |
| Total | 1 | 6 | 103 | 4 | 13 | 152 | |||
5 comments:
Another report of pizzas that aren't reaching the required RMc five-stars.
Where abouts were these pizzas from?
Richard
Franco's. The pizzas would probably be fine, if the delivery guy didn't toss them about on the arduous 100m walk to the club.
I think on his pizza-delivery round, he is getting in practice for his day job as a juggler.
Loobster - could you get these Grange pizzas sorted out please?
This could be the deciding factor in the Mammas vs Francos East of Scotland squash night pizza challenge (2011-12).
Yeah, it is the first time in 13 years that I've known a pizza problem - and then it is 2 weeks in a row.
We might be switching to TakitAwaySpud.
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